The Lane Experience
WHERE EXCEPTIONAL MEETS EXTRAORDINARY
The Lane Experience is finding escape from life's pressures and expectations, enjoying complete relaxation and sensual intimacy.
Prioritizing your safety, comfort, and discretion is the center of a Lane Experience, creating a space where you feel comfortable sharing and being open about what you want your experience to include (and not include), I pride myself on delivering an amazing and unforgettable service designed just for you.
The Experience
I offer a luscious erotic experience, a full body massage using long strokes of light to medium pressure, this massage works to raise and expand sexual excitement, opening the whole body to orgasmic pleasure.
This is a non-rushed experience and a very intimate service, you control how your time is spent, maybe a full session of erotic edging or perhaps a mostly massage session, the choice is yours.
The goal is to take you on a journey of complete sexual bliss, exploring your boundaries, your desires, and your curiosities, during the session I will be in tune with your body language, your breathing, and your reactions - your time with me is centered on you at all times.
About Lane
I am university-educated, well-traveled, articulate, and have a successful "day" career, I enjoy travel, outdoor activities, and snuggling up with a good book.
Physical description: Blonde, 5’7”, weighing approximately 176 lbs depending on the day, sparkling green eyes with a mischievous glint, sometimes shy, a slight hint of a southern accent, a big bold smile, with an infectious laugh. I am kind and gentle, free of judgment, genuine, and exude sensual confidence,
Booking
To book or inquire about booking please call directly or via the site, I will happily work with you to find a date and time that will fit your busy schedule.
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If you are a new client, a voicemail is mandatory for booking, with no exceptions.
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I may not respond to texts or emails immediately, but will do my very best to be prompt.
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I do use a texting app for communication with clients and it can sometimes be unpredictable, if you do not receive a response or confirmation please reach out through the site.
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I do see only 2 clients per week, appointments are limited and pre-booking is highly recommended, with existing clients taking precedence.
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Please do not contact me via phone or text between the hours of 10 PM and 7 AM, you may message the site at any time.
Once you have booked:
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You must respond to your confirmation text a minimum of 3 hours before your appointment.
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Please be on time, more than 10 minutes late, the time is deducted from your appointment, however, the session will remain a full donation amount.
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I plan my day and travel to my studio for your appointment, if you must cancel please let me know ASAP, if you do not show up for your appointment, I unfortunately will no longer accept booking requests from you.
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Please be showered or you may shower at the studio (cleanliness is a MUST). If you are a smoker you MUST shower at the studio before your session. I will always be fresh out of the shower for your session.
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If you cannot make it please let me know ASAP, last minute cancellation will require a 50% (of your canceled session) late fee before rebooking.
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I accept cash only for donations at this time.
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Be sure to use GOOGLE maps when seeking directions, other apps will guide you to an incorrect address.
Donations
It all begins snuggled in soft linens on a spacious heated bed, relaxing music filling the air, and slow flickering of candles glowing, whilst slowly being soothed with warm coconut oil, here is where the magic begins, I will leave the rest to your imagination...
Please see the list below for the expected donation, these do not include gratuity which is not mandatory, but always appreciated so very much. I offer a premium service, with premium products. Please do not compare my prices to others, I work very hard to offer you a unique and intimate service in a discreet, safe, professional location, I also allow you to direct how our time is used.
30 minutes......$170
45 minutes......$200
60 minutes......$230
90 minutes......$380
120 minutes.....$460
*Please contact me for further time options.
FAQ's
Do you offer additional services?
I offer only sensual massage.
Will you negotiate your donation?
No, donations are non-negotiable, if you attempt to negotiate, your appointment will be cancelled immediately.
Do you offer reverse massage?
I do not offer this service.
Are you nude during my session?
No, I am not fully nude, I will slowly make my way down to only a beautiful pair of panties...
Must I have so much massage time and so little intimacy?
No, the session is yours to plan, you may allot the time how you wish, the choice is yours.
What kind of massage oil do you use?
I use organic fractionated coconut oil.
Do you deducted the shower time from my session?
Yes, the shower is included in the session.
Do you accept credit cards or e-transferes?
I only accept cash donations currently.
Where is the studio located?
I am in the city of Red Deer, my studio is located in a professional building with its own private entrance, very discreet and unassuming.
Do you provide receipts for service?
No, receipts are not provided.
Will you send me a picture of yourself?
I do not share photographs, for my own safety and privacy, I do assure you that you will not be disappointed.
Can I book an appointment in advance?
Definitely, please call and I will make all the arrangements for your booking.
Do you work for a spa or with others?
No, I work independently in a professional private massage studio setting,
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